meet realtabby: the only realtor who knocks the asking price off the counter for you. the open house is just her asleep in a sunbeam. $TABBY
you type it. we print it. you launch it.

type one sentence
a frog who does my taxes. a pigeon that runs a hedge fund. one line is plenty.

we print the kit
name, ticker, lore, logo, x banner and launch posts, drawn in whatever style fits the idea. hate a part? redo just that part. free.

hit print it
it launches on pump.fun from your own wallet. you're the creator, and 85% of the creator fees are yours.
print a coin
any idea. any look.
real prints, straight off the machine, each in its own style. pick one, then open it to edit the words and redo any part.

realtabby is a licensed-ish tabby who sells houses by knocking the asking price off the counter and napping in the sunniest room until you sign.
open house update: she showed the buyers one (1) cardboard box for 40 minutes and they said yeah we can see ourselves here
reply guy: is the cat even licensed the cat: *slowly pushes your pre-approval letter off the table*
realtabby's three rules of real estate: location, location, sunbeam 🐈
every trade pays creator fees. here's who gets them.
set once, for every coin printed here. no fine print.
- 85%to you, the creator
- 10%buys $BRRRR
- 5%to the brrrr team
that's all of it. every $BRRRR buy goes on the receipts page with a solscan link.
every coin printed feeds $BRRRR.
more coins printed, more $BRRRR bought. that's the whole machine.
$BRRRR isn't live yet. the contract address goes up here the day it is.

receipts or it didn't happen.
every coin printed and every $BRRRR buy gets a line, linked to solscan, so anyone can check our math.
nothing printed yet. the first coin lands right here.
stuff people ask.
still stuck? ask us on x: @brrrrfun
is it free?
printing a kit is free, and so is every redo. launching costs whatever pump.fun charges, plus your own first buy if you want one.
do i need a wallet?
not to print. only to launch, because the coin launches from your wallet and you sign it yourself.
who owns the coin?
you do. it launches from your wallet, so you're the creator on pump.fun. we never touch your keys.
where do the creator fees go?
85% to you. 10% buys $BRRRR. 5% to the brrrr team. that's all of it, and every $BRRRR buy shows up on the receipts page.
what's $BRRRR?
the printer's own coin. 10% of the creator fees from every coin printed here buys it. it isn't live yet; the contract address goes up here the day it is.
does every coin look like this site?
no. the site is a photocopied zine; your coin can look like anything. 3d mascot, pixel art, anime, doodle, flat vector, whatever fits the idea.
can i change what it prints?
yes. type over the name, ticker or lore, or hit redo on any part as many times as you like. once it's launched on pump.fun, it's set in stone.
what won't it print?
slurs, hate, anything sexual, and anything pretending to be a real person or brand. the printer says no, politely, and you try another sentence.
is this financial advice?
no. it's a printer. most coins go to zero, so only put in what you're fine losing.
can i launch today?
not yet. this page runs on sample prints while the printer gets wired up. print it goes live soon.


