Shrub Capital@shrubcapital
a pigeon runs a hedge fund out of a literal hedge. fees: 2 crumbs and 20% of your sandwich. risk management: fly away. $SHRUB
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Shrub Capital $SHRUB
a pigeon runs a hedge fund out of an actual hedge, charges two crumbs and twenty percent of your sandwich, and panic-flaps the whole portfolio every time a dog walks by.
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a hedge fund in an actual hedge. two crumbs and twenty percent of your sandwich. $SHRUB
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investor meeting cancelled. a dog walked past the hedge.
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reply guy: "is this a real hedge fund" it is a real hedge. there is a fund in it. the fund is mostly crumbs
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quarterly letter just dropped. it's one feather and half a pretzel 🥨
