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Realtabby$TABBY
meet realtabby: the only realtor who knocks the asking price off the counter for you. the open house is just her asleep in a sunbeam. $TABBY
typed: โa cat who sells housesโ ยท look: cute 3d mascot

realtabby is a licensed-ish tabby who sells houses by knocking the asking price off the counter and napping in the sunniest room until you sign.
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meet realtabby: the only realtor who knocks the asking price off the counter for you. the open house is just her asleep in a sunbeam. $TABBY
open house update: she showed the buyers one (1) cardboard box for 40 minutes and they said yeah we can see ourselves here
reply guy: is the cat even licensed the cat: *slowly pushes your pre-approval letter off the table*
realtabby's three rules of real estate: location, location, sunbeam ๐