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writing a good sentence

one sentence, up to 140 characters. the best results come from a specific character plus one funny situation.

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the formula

a specific character plus one funny situation. that's the whole trick.

  • a frog who does my taxes
  • grandma who only buys the dip
  • my landlord but he's a raccoon

weak vs good

vague or generic sentences, like a cool coin or a dog, give the printer nothing to be funny about. say who it is and what's funny about them. the good ones below are real sample prints: open one to see what came out.

  1. weaka cool coin
    gooda frog who does my taxes

    “cool” isn't a character. a frog with a day job is.

    printed Deductoad $DEDUCTOAD
  2. weaka dog
    gooda dog who refuses to sell

    a subject on its own is flat. give it one stubborn habit.

    printed Nosell Dog $NOSELL
  3. weaka cat
    gooda cat who sells houses

    same animal, now with a job. the job is the joke.

    printed Realtabby $TABBY
  4. weakgrandma coin
    goodgrandma who only buys the dip

    a specific person plus one funny habit.

    printed nana dips $NANADIP
  5. weaka rich bird
    gooda pigeon that runs a hedge fund

    specific beats general: a pigeon, not a bird. a hedge fund, not “rich”.

    printed Coo Capital $COO
  6. weakfunny toast
    gooda burnt toast that thinks it's art

    say what's funny instead of saying it's funny.

    printed Burnt Masterpiece $TOAST

length and limits

up to 140 characters. one line is plenty. the printer won't print slurs or hate, real people, real brands' logos, claimed endorsements or sexual content. if a sentence gets refused, rewrite it and try again. content rules →

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